Consumerism

Ever feel like you guys are victims of consumerism?

Today I bought a Coca-Cola product and the cashier looked at me like I was an asshole.

I felt guilty about being a victim of advertising.

So much that I didn't know what to do to recoil about it.

I just don't want to be like everyone else in the world

I needed a sugary drink that was carbonated but I didn't want it to go this far.
Please forgive me.

I am not a sheep in the herd of advertising.

I usually buy RC.

Am I still allowed in heaven?