Friday, April 24, 2009

I'm White and Go To a Suburban College

Sup Bros?

Hows it hanging, i know theres some sad faces with the school year coming to and end ( AT LEAST FOR US COLLEGE KIDS!) but im getting super stoked for a completely SICK summer. Gunna get my tan on, do some camping, spend alot of time with my new bros up in muskoka! Fresh man year has been the BEST YEAR OF mY LIFE! So many g00d TIMES and IM HOPING FOR SO MANY MORE DRUNK NIGHTS AND HOUSE PARTIES! HIT THAT BONG YOOOOO!

Man this has been such a great year got drunk uncountable times, was pretty much perma high LOL, and banged SOOOOO MANY BROADS! and just had some real chill times.

I feel ive really come into myself this year you know. Reinventing myself, discovering things i never knew i was capable of (LIKE SHOTGUNNING 5 TALLBOYS IN 10 MINUTES AND HITTING SOME GNAR WAKES ON MY BOARD!) you know ive really learned alot in my freshman year, AND NOT FROM NO SNOTTY PROFFESORS. I learned how to roll perfect joints, how not to choke on ur puke in ur sleep, how to ensure a perfect win in flip cup, and most importantly how to get a chick to take her top off. some real life lessons, and i wud nvr have had them had i not come to college!

Its been a hella tight year with new and old bros, and as the infamous asher roth would say

" Time isn't wasted when your getting wasted,
Man I love COLLEGE!"

Monday, April 6, 2009

Hipster Pandora

(Plebeian's view of hipster culture)

I've been called a hipster^.

As a true hipster, should I be enraged by this?

Normally that is the standard- but a paradox is presented.

As a hipster, I'm indifferent towards everything. So how could I possibly be enraged by being called a hipster? Shouldn't I just, you know, not care?

I don't know.

This world confuses me.

Pain and Suffering,

Public Drug Use

Takes your high to a whole new fucking level;

Cocaine at your parents.

Ecstasy at school.

A couple shots of liquor before the theater.

Enough cannabis smoke to kill a whore before a production.

I'm on a whole new level. My life is changing for the better. I know understand what it means to truly be alt.

Thanks for the memories,

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

count the times, count the times, count the times, count the times, count the times

Feeling down due to recent events here at PBJ? Questioning what the point of it all is anymore? Well Justin Trosper feels the same way, only worse, way worse, faggot. So bad he learned how to play guitar just so he could tell you about it in a more authentic way. Shut up and do the same thing. Here's Unwound's 1991 demo tape, as well as their self titled first album. Oh how they've grown.