I'm White and Go To a Suburban College

Sup Bros?


Hows it hanging, i know theres some sad faces with the school year coming to and end ( AT LEAST FOR US COLLEGE KIDS!) but im getting super stoked for a completely SICK summer. Gunna get my tan on, do some camping, spend alot of time with my new bros up in muskoka! Fresh man year has been the BEST YEAR OF mY LIFE! So many g00d TIMES and IM HOPING FOR SO MANY MORE DRUNK NIGHTS AND HOUSE PARTIES! HIT THAT BONG YOOOOO!





Man this has been such a great year got drunk uncountable times, was pretty much perma high LOL, and banged SOOOOO MANY BROADS! and just had some real chill times.





I feel ive really come into myself this year you know. Reinventing myself, discovering things i never knew i was capable of (LIKE SHOTGUNNING 5 TALLBOYS IN 10 MINUTES AND HITTING SOME GNAR WAKES ON MY BOARD!) you know ive really learned alot in my freshman year, AND NOT FROM NO SNOTTY PROFFESORS. I learned how to roll perfect joints, how not to choke on ur puke in ur sleep, how to ensure a perfect win in flip cup, and most importantly how to get a chick to take her top off. some real life lessons, and i wud nvr have had them had i not come to college!

Its been a hella tight year with new and old bros, and as the infamous asher roth would say

" Time isn't wasted when your getting wasted,
Man I love COLLEGE!"

xXxBrosNevaDiexXx

Hipster Pandora

(Plebeian's view of hipster culture)

I've been called a hipster^.

As a true hipster, should I be enraged by this?

Normally that is the standard- but a paradox is presented.

As a hipster, I'm indifferent towards everything. So how could I possibly be enraged by being called a hipster? Shouldn't I just, you know, not care?

I don't know.

This world confuses me.

Pain and Suffering,
Brackett

Public Drug Use

Takes your high to a whole new fucking level;

Cocaine at your parents.

Ecstasy at school.

A couple shots of liquor before the theater.

Enough cannabis smoke to kill a whore before a production.

I'm on a whole new level. My life is changing for the better. I know understand what it means to truly be alt.

Thanks for the memories,
Brackett

count the times, count the times, count the times, count the times, count the times

Feeling down due to recent events here at PBJ? Questioning what the point of it all is anymore? Well Justin Trosper feels the same way, only worse, way worse, faggot. So bad he learned how to play guitar just so he could tell you about it in a more authentic way. Shut up and do the same thing. Here's Unwound's 1991 demo tape, as well as their self titled first album. Oh how they've grown.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?1iuzymmzn2y

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j05j4i4u4vm

The Horrors - Primary Colors (2009)

FINALLY. This album has been in the making for how long? Anyway, it's a lot calmer than their EP and Strange House, but overall I liked it a lot, possibly even more than Strange House. Excellent, solid album, by a very matured The Horrors. Album is set to release in May.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mjmwymzy2tj

Indian Ink

Listening to Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia for the first time was similar to my first experience with ecstasy. But - similar to ecstasy, I wanted to try something more, something different.

I've found the next pill.



Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia - Indian Ink

Heroin is actually cool.

Recently another poster on this site explained the merits and hurdles of a cocaine habit. The conclusion being that if you didn't give a shit, wernt a fucking pussy and didn't hate everybody you would do well to pick up the habit. As a true altbro, I decided to look into this, and came upon this graph, which mind you, has not been doctored in any way whatsoever.



















As is clearly illustrated, cocaine only slightly more alt then smoking, yet considerably more harmful (the "not giving a fuck" doctrine, however, eliminates the need for an X axis, so if this is you, take only the Y axis into account). By a hefty sum, both the altest and most harmful is heroin. Sick. establishing a rivalry between the two would be pointless, but just as a point of reference, lets look at a textbook heroin user:

FUCKING SIIIICK. You KNOW you want to look like that. Ratty assed chucks that just spew the trademarked "I don't actually care, you idiot" mentality that in the end, really, defines any worthwhile human. And as Alter boy often observes "it's always been cool for heroin addicts to wear tight pants." What does that tell you? Also if you have Albert Camus' The Stranger memorized like you should, you would know that how and when you die means nothing to the vast indifference of the universe, so you might as well do it with style. This is a typical abstainer of heroin use:




And look how he's dressed. Your choice internet, Mark Renton, or a flaming monk. It's a binery, A or B, don't try and deconstruct this Amberle.