Thursday, March 19, 2009
Nail biting theories
Why do people bite their nails? Research conducted in France says it's due to work related stress, or when people are forced to make decisions. But clearly the right answer lies in the fourth paragraph. "Another theory says that that the desire to bite nails is an analogue of masturbation." For the AltestBro, this is clearly the cause. The article goes on to say that nail biting is more publically accepted than masturbation, but in true Alt fashion, i'm going to prove them wrong.
From now on, every time I get the urge to bite my nails in public, I'm just going to whip it out and start yankin' on Thomas. Yeah, so, I named my dick Thomas. Like you haven't named your dick Thomas at some point in your life.
So you heard it here first, when the "NO TO NAILS, YES TO YANKIN' THOMAS" phenomenon comes to your city, you can blame that shit on the AltestBro.
Lumen - "The Man Felt An Iron Hand..."
The band is Lumen, and the full title of the album is "The Man Felt An Iron Hand Grasp Him By The Hair, At The Nape. Not One Hand, A Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each By The Hair, And Tore Him Head To Foot, The Way You Tear Up A Sheet Of Paper, Into Hundreds Of Little Pieces." No, really. The tracks are named simply by roman numerals. Instrumental math-folk at its very best. III is a highlight.
TRACK LISTING
1. I
2. II
3. III
4. IV
5. V
6. VI
7. VII
8. VIII
http://www.mediafire.com/?rdodoyjzjxt
Blogging: Some common misconceptions
Do you ever feel like your only whole when your on the blog ( as a verb not a noun)?
You know like when your not in, you're just meat flesh?
I mean, I can blog about almost anywhere, on the blog I'm the real me, and only then.
When I'm not im just a nobody, some lil alt kiddie who likes to think he's avant garde and can make some sort of difference, meaningfully or media-ingfully. You know?
I'm sure you do, you always get me.
You know like when your not in, you're just meat flesh?
I mean, I can blog about almost anywhere, on the blog I'm the real me, and only then.
When I'm not im just a nobody, some lil alt kiddie who likes to think he's avant garde and can make some sort of difference, meaningfully or media-ingfully. You know?
I'm sure you do, you always get me.
Well what can I say its been a pretty pomo day, what with not sleeping and these kinda realizations surrounding me. Well its time for some sleep goodnite sweet blog.
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Ever feel like a clone of your entire social circle?
Was checking myself out in the mirror extensively today
Came to a very important realization
I look the same as all my friends
Gone so far out of my way to stand out and be seen as an individual
That it just got out of hand
Starting to enter a phase of self-loathing
Possibly getting over my previously diagnosed condition of NPD (here)
That it just got out of hand
Starting to enter a phase of self-loathing
Possibly getting over my previously diagnosed condition of NPD (here)
Not sure what to do about this
Feeling worthless and lost
Wishing my girlfriend dressed like this so we might possibly stand out and be recognized as a unique+artistic+cultured couple
sigh
Feeling worthless and lost
Wishing my girlfriend dressed like this so we might possibly stand out and be recognized as a unique+artistic+cultured couple
sigh
Study concludes no one actually likes Foo Fighters
CAMBRIDGE, MA--A recent study by Harvard University MBA students concludes that no one actually likes the Foo Fighters. Three hours of polling just outside of the University's central courtyard brought in tens of opinions on the "not-so-dopeboy-fresh" band.
Students reported the results during ultimate frisbee practice and shocked many, including faculty members. Harvard anthropologist Anton Tchetchel says, "I'm nutting everywhere!" Clearly the results came as a surprise.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
A little bit of Cali, a lot of feeling.
Although it's never in my best interest to visit Cali, I decided to stop by while I was nearby in New Mexico. Right before I got into town, thinking about where I'm going to stay, I get a long, drawn out invite via text from old friends Jake and Sara of Mevansa.
They aren't necessarily fun people, but I like their company because Tim killed himself to one of the songs on their demo, and we can all really relate about it. Staying with them for a weekend was so beyond any experiences I've had in Cali prior to this that I would call it magical. We made wicked sound as a threesome, freestyling tracks better than anything they've recorded. If you haven't already, check out their demo- it will never be as good as the unreleased stuff I've helped the two of them master, but the tracks they have available are sure to fill you.
They Say This Is The Place
Ecrazes L'infame,
Brackett
They aren't necessarily fun people, but I like their company because Tim killed himself to one of the songs on their demo, and we can all really relate about it. Staying with them for a weekend was so beyond any experiences I've had in Cali prior to this that I would call it magical. We made wicked sound as a threesome, freestyling tracks better than anything they've recorded. If you haven't already, check out their demo- it will never be as good as the unreleased stuff I've helped the two of them master, but the tracks they have available are sure to fill you.
They Say This Is The Place
Ecrazes L'infame,
Brackett
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