WE NEED TO KILL ALL OF THESE

“River dolphins are now facing extinction due to habitat loss, hunting by humans, and naturally low numbers.”




Fucking GOOD, look at those idiots. Nobody of any worth doesn’t hate them; they’re the hoobastank of the animal world. Not only are these idiots PINK and SLIMY, they also don’t really have eyes, well they do but skin grows over them and they can’t see with them. Also they kill fish by shooting sound at them and stunning them, and then catching them with that tumor they call a face. In a traditional Amazon River myth FACT, at night an Amazon River Dolphin becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, then returns to the river in the morning to become an Amazon River Dolphin again. WE NEED TO STOP THIS.





SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE DOLPHIN THREAT
*dramatization