
After traveling all of the altest middle America, I decided to go to the next altest country in the world. Iran, land of the hipsters. It wasn't long before I realized how out classed I truely was. After an important indie figure in central Iran demeaned Obama for a couple hours, he began to dance fiercly to some hip Iranian indie. I quickly picked up the demo he was so vehemently romping to, the got the fuck out of there. I'm never going back.

Hate the weak,
Brackett
Man, truly jealous of your trips to the East. Any chance you can hook a bro up with some of that Iranian weed?
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-AltestBro
Definitely spinning this the next time I DJ.
ReplyDeleteThanks man.