Ghandi

Is speaking

I'm White and Go To a Suburban College

Sup Bros?


Hows it hanging, i know theres some sad faces with the school year coming to and end ( AT LEAST FOR US COLLEGE KIDS!) but im getting super stoked for a completely SICK summer. Gunna get my tan on, do some camping, spend alot of time with my new bros up in muskoka! Fresh man year has been the BEST YEAR OF mY LIFE! So many g00d TIMES and IM HOPING FOR SO MANY MORE DRUNK NIGHTS AND HOUSE PARTIES! HIT THAT BONG YOOOOO!





Man this has been such a great year got drunk uncountable times, was pretty much perma high LOL, and banged SOOOOO MANY BROADS! and just had some real chill times.





I feel ive really come into myself this year you know. Reinventing myself, discovering things i never knew i was capable of (LIKE SHOTGUNNING 5 TALLBOYS IN 10 MINUTES AND HITTING SOME GNAR WAKES ON MY BOARD!) you know ive really learned alot in my freshman year, AND NOT FROM NO SNOTTY PROFFESORS. I learned how to roll perfect joints, how not to choke on ur puke in ur sleep, how to ensure a perfect win in flip cup, and most importantly how to get a chick to take her top off. some real life lessons, and i wud nvr have had them had i not come to college!

Its been a hella tight year with new and old bros, and as the infamous asher roth would say

" Time isn't wasted when your getting wasted,
Man I love COLLEGE!"

xXxBrosNevaDiexXx

Hipster Pandora

(Plebeian's view of hipster culture)

I've been called a hipster^.

As a true hipster, should I be enraged by this?

Normally that is the standard- but a paradox is presented.

As a hipster, I'm indifferent towards everything. So how could I possibly be enraged by being called a hipster? Shouldn't I just, you know, not care?

I don't know.

This world confuses me.

Pain and Suffering,
Brackett

Public Drug Use

Takes your high to a whole new fucking level;

Cocaine at your parents.

Ecstasy at school.

A couple shots of liquor before the theater.

Enough cannabis smoke to kill a whore before a production.

I'm on a whole new level. My life is changing for the better. I know understand what it means to truly be alt.

Thanks for the memories,
Brackett

count the times, count the times, count the times, count the times, count the times

Feeling down due to recent events here at PBJ? Questioning what the point of it all is anymore? Well Justin Trosper feels the same way, only worse, way worse, faggot. So bad he learned how to play guitar just so he could tell you about it in a more authentic way. Shut up and do the same thing. Here's Unwound's 1991 demo tape, as well as their self titled first album. Oh how they've grown.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?1iuzymmzn2y

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j05j4i4u4vm

The Horrors - Primary Colors (2009)

FINALLY. This album has been in the making for how long? Anyway, it's a lot calmer than their EP and Strange House, but overall I liked it a lot, possibly even more than Strange House. Excellent, solid album, by a very matured The Horrors. Album is set to release in May.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mjmwymzy2tj

Indian Ink

Listening to Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia for the first time was similar to my first experience with ecstasy. But - similar to ecstasy, I wanted to try something more, something different.

I've found the next pill.



Meanwhile, Back in Communist Russia - Indian Ink

Heroin is actually cool.

Recently another poster on this site explained the merits and hurdles of a cocaine habit. The conclusion being that if you didn't give a shit, wernt a fucking pussy and didn't hate everybody you would do well to pick up the habit. As a true altbro, I decided to look into this, and came upon this graph, which mind you, has not been doctored in any way whatsoever.



















As is clearly illustrated, cocaine only slightly more alt then smoking, yet considerably more harmful (the "not giving a fuck" doctrine, however, eliminates the need for an X axis, so if this is you, take only the Y axis into account). By a hefty sum, both the altest and most harmful is heroin. Sick. establishing a rivalry between the two would be pointless, but just as a point of reference, lets look at a textbook heroin user:

FUCKING SIIIICK. You KNOW you want to look like that. Ratty assed chucks that just spew the trademarked "I don't actually care, you idiot" mentality that in the end, really, defines any worthwhile human. And as Alter boy often observes "it's always been cool for heroin addicts to wear tight pants." What does that tell you? Also if you have Albert Camus' The Stranger memorized like you should, you would know that how and when you die means nothing to the vast indifference of the universe, so you might as well do it with style. This is a typical abstainer of heroin use:




And look how he's dressed. Your choice internet, Mark Renton, or a flaming monk. It's a binery, A or B, don't try and deconstruct this Amberle.

Girls who turn their head for pictures Vol. 2

Jesus Christ, IMfuckingO.

Psychology

At a kegger Saturday night. Saw some old acquaintances, people I didn't need to see, you know? A lot of noise. Not enough smoke.

Found out the keg was PBR and my mind was changed.

Had a great night.

Stylistically,
Brackett

What is punk?

The Following Bands Are Not

Punk

Don't Argue, We're Right And You Never Are

Blanks 77, Stitches, Boris The Sprinkler, Queers, Screeching Weasel, Business, Grimple, Pennywise, Snotboy 77, Weston, Swinging Utters, Schleprock, Humpers, Smugglers, Groovie Ghoulies, 88 Fingers Louie, Doom, Destroy, Digger, Destroy 13, Earth Crisis, Green Rage, Bollweevils, Parasites, Das Klown, Zoinks!, Freeze, Battalion of the Saints, Slaughter & the Dogs, Beatnik Termites, Pink Lincolns, NOFX, Snuff, Roswells, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Sloppy Seconds, Citizen Fish, Rancid, Riverdales, Invalids, Furious George, Jughead's Revenge, Pist, Squirtgun, Poison Idea, U.S. Bombs, Dread, Civ, Vindictives, Apocalypse Hoboken, Zeros, Civil Disobediance, Quincy Punx, Teengenerate, Disel Boy, Spazz, Snapcase, Endpoint, Showcase Showdown, Chelsea, Casulties, Crucifux, Hi Fives, Sicko, Sinkhole, Ten Foot Pole, Deface, Spent Idols, Lagwagon, Scared of Chacka, Less Than Jake, Any old punk band that has reformed and/or toured recently, Whitecaps, Gus, GBH (charged or otherwise), Sex Offenders, Good Riddence, Wizo, Moral Crux, Charles Bronson, Assrash, Statistics, DFL, FOL, SNFU, RKL, FYP, Steve McQueens, Strung Out, Whatever, Nimrods, CandySnatchers, Aus Rotton, Slacker, Scoooby Don't, Youth Brigade, Teen Idols, Suckerpunch, Phantom Surfers, Scuz Monkey, Snotrockets, Down By Law, Aggrivators, Dead Silence, Integrity, Schlong, Bouncing Souls, High Standard, Bracket, Horace Pinker, Agnostic Front, Fear, Varukers, Pansy Division, Ringworm, Infest, Man Is the Bastard AKA Charred Remains, Rudimentary Peni, Screw 32, UK Subs, Chaos UK, Total Chaos, UK DK, Submachine, Goops, Guttermouth, Gits, Face to Face, No Use For A Name, Tiltweel, Sludgeworth, Black Fork, Anti Flag, Germs, Skrewdriver, Muffs, SOA, SDD, Gorilla Biscuts, TSOL, Drop Dead, AFI, Youth of Today, Halfmast, Strife, Strike, Sidekick Kato, Blitz, One Life Crew, Bleed, Toast, Mankind?, Torn Apart, Confront, Mandingo, Droids, TKO's, Adolescents, Exploited, Lifetime, Naked Aggression, Thug, John Couger Concentration Camp, Krupted Peasent Farmers, After School Special, Tilt, 108, Action Patrol, Badger, Avail, Ascension, Assfactor 4, Mass Kontrol, Bloodlet, Crumbs, Boywonder, Wynonnia Riders, Adicts, Chisel, Connie Dungs, dead silence, Slug Feast, Econo Christ, DownCast, Doghnuts, Doc Hopper, Judge, Excuse 17, I Spy, Heroine, Face Value, XsteadfastX, The Peechees, The Makers, Lynards Innards, Chain of Strenth, Choke Hold, Sam I Am, Shelter, The Gain, Prema, The Pathetics, Split Lip, Statistics, The Motards, Polics Bastard, warzone, Dag Nasty, Nothing But Puke, The Screamers, The Victims, Head, Gun-n-wankers, Spit Boy, The Socials, Social Resistance, Slip, All Day, The Chubbies, Falling Sickness, The Gargoyles, Mustard Plug, The Fanatics, Misery, Slap Shot, D.I., the Vandals, Sick of It All, Gas Huffer, The Fumes, The Ricketts, The Vibrators, Ice Burn, Buzz Oven, The Oblivions, Jack-o-Fire, Seven Year Bitch, Tit Wrenc , Catharthis, Gomez, The Tards, The Neighbors, Larry Brrrds, The Red Ants, Guilt, The Dils, Fabric, The Mormons, A.P.P.L.E.S., The Victims of the System, Victem's Family, Forlorn, Dryfus, Clawhammer, Blindfold, Deisel Queens, Siren, PinHead Gunpowder, Man Or Astroman?, Slant 6, Filth.

IF YOUR BAND IS ON THIS THIS LIST, BREAK UP, YOU SUCK

Cocaine: Is it for you?

Cocaine is an iffy topic. Some people are against it, others are fine with it, and a select few are obsessed. In the end, though, cocaine undoubtedly makes you twice as hip and disgustingly alt, no matter who you are (sXe bros excluded). So, you ask, why doesn't everyone do it? Well, there are several things that veer people off the crystal path that is a cocaine habbit- making cocaine not for them. So, is cocaine for you?

1) Do you care?

This is the first question that needs to be asked before doing cocaine. You may know that cocaine is illegal, and not necessarily healthy, but do you give a shit?

2) Are you a fucking pussy?

Cocaine gives off an alt, rule breaking, elitest, and better-than-you persona. If you are a fucking pussy, this can never be achieved, and thus doing cocaine will benefit you nigh.

3) Do you hate everybody?

Although a majority of this world are plebians, not everyone on this earth is a peasant. Cocaine will rile up your social senses and make you want to converse. If you go in nose first with a goth-fag persona not wanting to talk to anyone, you'll find yourself trapped in a shell that is trying to suffocate your life- but if you latch on to the nearest hipster for a conversation, life is going to be fucking exciting.

Did you answer No to all of these questions? If so, Cocaine is definitely for you! Congrats!

Existentialism is the Ultimatum,
Brackett.

Second altest Bible verse

The altest Bible verse

Girls who turn their head for pictures Vol. 1

There is a strange phenomena, that is girls who tilt their head in every picture.

*deep breath*

Part I

PS yes I do realize this is a huge invasion of privacy, but I'm too fucking alt to give a FACK

Alt band is Alt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpiVRQgf0g4&feature=player_embedded


Sweedish Noise-rock. She`s paid to fuck you.

The Ergs! - Dorkrockcorkrod

Well they're geeks. And they make pop-punk music. About stuff. The AltestBro kinda dug, y'erd?

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?jiz1ykwwydy

AltestBro the last surviving dolphin

Street Meat

I was walking down the streets of The Big City, Canada, when I came across the altest hot dog vendor in existence. Blaring from his stand was an Oberst track I have only heard once before (drinking with Fiest usually unlocks some secrets) and his cigarettes were clearly from the deep east. Approaching him, he noticed that I was an Altbro he could confide in. He began to tell me a story:



I haven't been touched in a deep emotional way such as this since I first touched base with acousticore. I was awestruck. I didn't buy anything and left, later finding that the ALTVendor killed himself shortly after our meeting.

Huzzah,
Brackett

Trap Them - Seizures In Barren Praise

I'm so alt.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?rlljmtwmmny

AltestBro the god of the sky

WE NEED TO KILL ALL OF THESE

“River dolphins are now facing extinction due to habitat loss, hunting by humans, and naturally low numbers.”




Fucking GOOD, look at those idiots. Nobody of any worth doesn’t hate them; they’re the hoobastank of the animal world. Not only are these idiots PINK and SLIMY, they also don’t really have eyes, well they do but skin grows over them and they can’t see with them. Also they kill fish by shooting sound at them and stunning them, and then catching them with that tumor they call a face. In a traditional Amazon River myth FACT, at night an Amazon River Dolphin becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, then returns to the river in the morning to become an Amazon River Dolphin again. WE NEED TO STOP THIS.





SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE DOLPHIN THREAT
*dramatization