Yeah this band doesn't even... have a picture. "Emo" band from 93-95. Pretty good AYOO.
Tracks:
1. Big eyed blue
2. New york loop
3. 86 submunitions
4. unfinished
5. hypothalemus
6. circus act
7. targeting precision
8. executive realignment
9. sophisticated engineering
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?yznuynohnnk
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Impaled Northern Moonforest - S/T
So yeah, just thought I'd post an album that speaks to me real quick. An acoustic black metal duo with some serious talent and a knack for making the crowd cry during live performances.
Tracklist :
"Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North"
"Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis"
"Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain"
"Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight"
"Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy"
"Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat"
"Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders"
"Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath"
"Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum"
"Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf"
"Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath"
"Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse"
"Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar"
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mxqf0j2mouk
What happened?
The following is the Google Trends result for searches in “Anal fisting”.
What the fuck happened in 2006? I set out to learn more, and found that Wikipedia had this wisdom to offer:
Fisting is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum. Typically, fisting does not involve forcing the clenched fist into the vagina or rectum. Instead, all five fingers are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming a beak-like shape, casually referred to as a "silent duck"), then slowly inserted into a well-lubricated vagina or rectum. Once insertion is complete, the fingers either naturally clench into a fist or remain straight. In more vigorous forms of fisting, such as "punching," a fully clenched fist may be inserted and withdrawn slowly. Fistees who are more experienced may take two fists (double-fisting) in the vagina or rectum. In the case of double-fisting, pleasure is derived more from the stretching of the anus or vaginal wall rather than from the thrusting (in-and-out) movement of hands.
Fisting has been performed on (and by) both men and women; gay, straight and otherwise. While fisting remains unexplored by many people, the ones who do have developed three main techniques: Silent Duck, Double Fist/Side Prayer, and the My Hand In Your Pockets.[citation needed] (aka, fuck you guy who wrote this)
The Silent Duck is the technique most often used, where the person engaging in hand insertion makes a beak-like shape with their hand resembling a duck. Double Fist/Side Prayer is a very advanced technique which only few are capable of achieving. The person engaging in hand insertion (the fister) places their hands palm to palm forming a position similar to one used when praying. Handler then turns theirs parallel to the floor, pointing fingers towards subject's vagina or anus.
But the question remains, what happened in 2006?
What the fuck happened in 2006? I set out to learn more, and found that Wikipedia had this wisdom to offer:
Fisting is a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the vagina or rectum. Typically, fisting does not involve forcing the clenched fist into the vagina or rectum. Instead, all five fingers are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming a beak-like shape, casually referred to as a "silent duck"), then slowly inserted into a well-lubricated vagina or rectum. Once insertion is complete, the fingers either naturally clench into a fist or remain straight. In more vigorous forms of fisting, such as "punching," a fully clenched fist may be inserted and withdrawn slowly. Fistees who are more experienced may take two fists (double-fisting) in the vagina or rectum. In the case of double-fisting, pleasure is derived more from the stretching of the anus or vaginal wall rather than from the thrusting (in-and-out) movement of hands.
Fisting has been performed on (and by) both men and women; gay, straight and otherwise. While fisting remains unexplored by many people, the ones who do have developed three main techniques: Silent Duck, Double Fist/Side Prayer, and the My Hand In Your Pockets.[citation needed] (aka, fuck you guy who wrote this)
The Silent Duck is the technique most often used, where the person engaging in hand insertion makes a beak-like shape with their hand resembling a duck. Double Fist/Side Prayer is a very advanced technique which only few are capable of achieving. The person engaging in hand insertion (the fister) places their hands palm to palm forming a position similar to one used when praying. Handler then turns theirs parallel to the floor, pointing fingers towards subject's vagina or anus.
But the question remains, what happened in 2006?
New Stop Sign at Spruce & Belvenia
"Nothing can stop me now, cause I don't care anymore," said Trent Reznor before he realized a new stop sign was added to Spruce Avenue at Belvenia. "I stopped at Shoreacres thinking I wouldn't need to stop again 'til Strathcona, boy was I surprised!" he said later in an interview with the Halton Regional Police.
Reznor was subsequently imprisoned for supposedly calling the officers "fucking pigs", and telling them to "march" when they refused to let him off with a warning.
Nail biting theories
Why do people bite their nails? Research conducted in France says it's due to work related stress, or when people are forced to make decisions. But clearly the right answer lies in the fourth paragraph. "Another theory says that that the desire to bite nails is an analogue of masturbation." For the AltestBro, this is clearly the cause. The article goes on to say that nail biting is more publically accepted than masturbation, but in true Alt fashion, i'm going to prove them wrong.
From now on, every time I get the urge to bite my nails in public, I'm just going to whip it out and start yankin' on Thomas. Yeah, so, I named my dick Thomas. Like you haven't named your dick Thomas at some point in your life.
So you heard it here first, when the "NO TO NAILS, YES TO YANKIN' THOMAS" phenomenon comes to your city, you can blame that shit on the AltestBro.
Lumen - "The Man Felt An Iron Hand..."
The band is Lumen, and the full title of the album is "The Man Felt An Iron Hand Grasp Him By The Hair, At The Nape. Not One Hand, A Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each By The Hair, And Tore Him Head To Foot, The Way You Tear Up A Sheet Of Paper, Into Hundreds Of Little Pieces." No, really. The tracks are named simply by roman numerals. Instrumental math-folk at its very best. III is a highlight.
TRACK LISTING
1. I
2. II
3. III
4. IV
5. V
6. VI
7. VII
8. VIII
http://www.mediafire.com/?rdodoyjzjxt
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